Not to worry anyone, but I managed to set fire to my bedroom on Sunday by lighting an incense stick or two and heading out of the house. Within twenty minutes the room was alight; and within forty minutes the firemen had put the fire out. I got home over an hour later.
All the human beings in the house are safe, and nothing was lost that can't be replaced (except many years of clutter that we hope never to re-amass). The fire did not progress beyond that one room, and the structure seems completely sound (random mutterings about disturbing asbestos aside).
We're all fine, and we'll be tidying the place up over the next couple of days, and re-decorating my room and pretty much the whole upstairs over the next few weeks.
On a more personal selfish note, very little of my stuff caught fire; most of my sister's stuff went up in flames. However, all the remaining things have been permeated by smoke. The clothes have been carted off to the professionals who deal with fire damage, my precious things have been rescued (real jewellery, photographs and perfumes*) and I've chucked seven plus years' worth of papers and notes out. One more box to go through; I was too tired to finish them last night! And then I'll start on my books, which will be slightly heart-breaking I think. Anyone know how to get the burned-charcoal-barbeque smoke smell out of books??
* my precious perfume collection was at the other side of the room, and apart from a couple of samples left out that exploded from the heat, seems untouched. The samples that exploded were mostly A's; I'm really sorry! Although I don't think I *ever* want to smell honey perfume again in my life. Smokey, sickly honey throughout the room as I worked for 12 hours to clear it yesterday.